Rick Mester – Vocals, Guitars, Bass, Programming
From the Album Wallpaper Sky
This perverse song was inspired by my brother Mike who thought I may need assistance following my wrist surgery. So he reasoned out a plan (outlined in the lyrics). Then he dared me to record a song about it. So I recorded this the day before surgery. –rick
Words and music by Mester
Toilet paper on a stick
Squat and Rub, Squat and Rub
I can’t use my stupid wrist
Squat and Rub, Squat and Rub
Gotta get it nice and clean
Squat and Rub, Squat and Rub
Michael saw it in a dream
Squat and Rub, Squat and Rub
Squat and Rub and Rub a dub dub
Tripod stick, roll on top
Squat and Rub, Squat and Rub
Something for that load I drop
Squat and Rub, Squat and Rub
If your hand is in a cast
Squat and Rub, Squat and Rub
This will clean you up real fast
Squat and Rub, Squat and Rub